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So, it all started when I went out for a walk with my dog, Fabio. I saw an old lady also walking a dog, a Chihuahua, standing at the corner and decided to help her cross the street. So, I took her dog leash for her and when the light turned green we began our trek. Well, mid-way through the intersection, our dogs started fighting. The old lady blamed me. I blamed little Bingo, her dog. She hit me over the head with her purse. Meanwhile, our light turned red, on-coming traffic turned green, and I’m standing in the middle of the intersection with two fighting dogs and a crazy old lady hitting me over the head and horns honking at us. Finally, I said, “screw it.” I picked her old behind up and carried her to the other side of the street, dragging the dogs with me. She yelled for the cops saying I touched her heinie. And that’s how I ended up here.

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