Well, since the Starship Enterprise has been destroyed, which was the only thing I wanted, I guess all I have now is a phaser. I’m going to set that puppy to kill and go hunting. …For fish because I don’t kill and clean mammals. I think fish would be more to my abilities here.
For water, well since this is a tropical island, I’ll be using that phaser to cut down and open coconuts. And possibly other fruits like mangoes.
For sleep/tent, I’ll have to resort to sleeping on beach, using giant leaves. Wait. This said nothing about the Enterprise being blown to smithereens. I’ll sleep inside it. I can’t sleep because I don’t trust the wildlife. Could be eaten by a wild polar bear. I’ll have to treat this like I would a zombie situation. Only go out during the day. At night stay indoors and quiet.
Since I have no communicator, it’s all I can do.


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